This is the day the Lord has made I will rejoice in it.

Have a great day !
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it & if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it."
God has a plan for all of us..he wants us to have JOY in our lives..
I posted this before, but I feel it's worth repeating these little quotes to help relieve stress and bring some laughter into your day..especially during these troubled times in the world..Keep the faith, remember to pray daily for others, pray for our enemies salvation..Our God is still on the throne!

 Being happy and stress-free may play a very significant role in longevity? A study says that happy people live 35 percent longer than those who aren't. In fact, it's been scientifically shown that happiness can alter your genes





Can you cry under water?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Does the mortar between bricks hold the bricks together or apart?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Where does the white go when the snow melts ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
 Now the following statements are information you can rely on every day..

Love greeted you when you opened your eyes.
Declare Your lovingkindness in the morning. Psalm 92:2

Your day belongs to the Lord.
My times are in Your hand. Psalm 31:15

Your theme song for the day is "Rejoice".
This is the day the Lord has made; We will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24

Today is a fresh start in His mercies.
The reason I can find hope is that I keep this one thing in mind: the Lord's mercy...His compassion is never limited. It is new every morning. His faithfulness is great. Lamentations 3:21-23

You're the best dressed person in town.
He has dressed me in the clothes of salvation. He has wrapped me in the robe of righteousness. Isaiah 61:10

This is the day to live free from the cares of tomorrow.
So don't ever worry about tomorrow. Matthew 6:34

Carry hope in your heart all through the day.
Be zealous for the fear of the Lord all the day; For surely there is a hereafter, And your hope will not be cut off. Proverbs 23:17-18

P.S. At the end of the day, His faithfulness will be there to tuck you in at night.
It is good to give thanks to the Lord, And to sing praises to Your name, O Most High...And Your faithfulness every night. Psalm 92:1-2

Devotional message by Roy Lessin, from his blog Meet Me In The Meadow.






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Krissy | Reply 10.03.2022 07:02

This made me smile again about 3 years later. Thanks for sharing again.

Kris Krabbe | Reply 24.10.2019 15:45

Well that made me laugh..and think why is that.

Sue Bogumil | Reply 15.10.2016 12:49

Aunt Geri, This was great and most of these things we all wonder about. Hope all is well with you. Love Sue

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17.04 | 06:56

Happy Easter, Geri!
This post is beautiful!

06.04 | 16:30

Good words to remember and live by…Thanks

10.03 | 07:19

It’s quality of friends not quantity , I always say. I love that picture of Jacob at Fred Howard park with is little friend. Love ya, Aunt Geri

10.03 | 07:02

This made me smile again about 3 years later. Thanks for sharing again.

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