ONE LINERS...,
Popular sayings..not slang...some are just confusing, some are true-isms !
"It is what it is..." so, what is it?
"Have a good one"...one what?
"Hang in there"...where's there?
"It's too good to be true"...then must it be bad?
"You can take the horse to water, but you can't make him drink"...
If he's not thirsty !
"Love doesn't make the world go around...it makes the ride worthwhile."
"A tip to take 5 strokes of anyones golf game"...It's called an eraser !
Arnold Palmer
"Be yourself...everyone else is taken" !
Oscar Wilde
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
George S. Patton
'You don't stop laughing because you grow old"..You grow old because you stopped laughing !
"A person that never makes a mistake"...never tries anything
new".. Albert Einstein
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a disorganized mind, what is an empty desk a sign of?"
Albert Einstein
"To everything there is a season"... Are you ready for your fall and winter ?
"The pebble in the brook secretly thinks it's a
precious stone"...
what does the rock think it is?
"Trees are our best antiques."...
"Laughter is an instant
vacation".. Milton Berle
"It's amazing what you can accomplish, when you
don't care who gets the credit"..
Harry s.Truman
"It's better
to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction'...
George Eliot
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest".. Benjamine Franklin
"No road is long with good company"...
Turkish Proverb
"One of these days is...none of these days"
Old English Proverb
"The most important things in life aren't things."...Amen to that.!.
"Always do that which you cannot do in order to learn how to do it"....
Pablo Picasso
"He that cannot
forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass."
Lord Herbert
"When you forgive, you
in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future"
Bernard Medtzer
"Our Words reveal our thoughts,
Our habits pridict the future
Our manners mirror our self esteem
Our actions reflect our charecter."
Wm. Arthur Ward
Finally, My favorite ...
"Today is the day the lord has made let us rejoice and be glad in it!"
Psalm 118:24