THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY?

WISDOM AND TRUTHS, HUMOR

RECENTLY HEARD THESE QUOTES, ENJOYED THEM, WANTED TO SHARE.

 

 

*    IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.


*    RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.  THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

*    I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD,  I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.  
   
*    WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH?  DID AMERICA MOVE?

*    WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL.  WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL

*    BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

*    LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

*    VEGETARIAN:  ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

*    I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”?  -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"

*    IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

*    IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

*    MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

*    SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

*    WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.

 

 

 

 

 

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27.02 | 08:39

Very interestin heLthg, tims mom used to eat the raisins for her problems.

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21.02 | 18:44

I know I’m doing something right. Great information!

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20.02 | 16:03

hi geri

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03.02 | 14:52

This is so very poignant for me! Everything you said is so true especially, missing my husband & the future seems hopeless,at times Thanks for your blog! Cindy

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