Happy to say I'm a seenager !

Looking forward
we 3 seniors, Sister Donna, Cousin Judi and me. We're at the mall enjoying a cousin get together..click to enlarge the photo..if you want to see us better ...tee hee!
Subject: I am a Seenager
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do
not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts
because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do
humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.
Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive
decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said
Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary,
they simply know more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a
memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.  So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.  

"In the ever changing circumstances of life there is a faithful never
changing God in Control...
I'm praying you'll take comfort in knowing that God is,
          Your Fortress,
                   surrounding you with His love.
          Your Deliverer,
                  giving you victory over life's troubles
          Your Shield
                  always loving and protecting you
He is a stronghold that will never fail.
"This is the day the Lord has made, rejoice and be glad in it"!
                                                                     Pslam 118:24


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Kris | Reply 01.01.2016 22.54

Happy New Year..funny artical

Judi Parmeter | Reply 01.01.2016 13.54

Very nice cuz.

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Great idea I will have to try it. Thanks

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Good advice

12.04 | 15:40

Funny..I will have to remember those

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will pray for healing in your knee, Geri.

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