RECENTLY HEARD THESE QUOTES, ENJOYED THEM, WANTED TO SHARE.
* I thought getting older would take longer.
* A wise man once said NOTHING.
* Respect your elders; they
graduated school without the internet.
* Why do I have to press "1" for english? Did America move?
*We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.
every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
* Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "independently
owned and operated."
*Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.
* Let's stop sending money to other countries and let them hate us for free.
tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.
* I look at people and sometimes think....,"Really? that's the sperm that
* In my defense, I was left unsupervised.