THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY?

WISDOM AND TRUTHS, HUMOR

RECENTLY HEARD THESE QUOTES, ENJOYED THEM, WANTED TO SHARE.

 

*  I thought getting older would take longer.

 

* A wise man once said NOTHING.

 

* Respect your elders; they graduated school without the internet.

 

* Why do I have to press "1" for english? Did America move?

 

*We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

 

*Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

 

*  Instead of "single" as a marital status, I prefer "independently owned and operated."

 

*Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.

 

* Let's stop sending money to other countries and let them hate us for free.

 

*Vegetarian:  ancient tribal name for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires.

 

* I look at people and sometimes think....,"Really? that's the sperm that won?"

 

*  In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

 

 

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15.11 | 12:54

There's some good ideas there..thank you 😀

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29.10 | 15:27

Will be happy to have you back in Wisconsin!

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29.10 | 11:43

Glad you're having fun!!! Talk when you return! Smooches...

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24.10 | 15:45

Well that made me laugh..and think why is that.

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